I especially like the end:
"Since your mother and I are Capitalists we are exempt. Since you are the only communist at home, you get to do All the chores."
Thereby proving the adage:
"Communism is a scam, whereby a small elite group of Capitalists convince everyone else to give up all their property, all their freedom, and do all the work ..
... until they finally control and own everyone, and everything."
(well I guess it could be an adage. I just made it up :)
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