Comment: The real backstory

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The real backstory

Freedom Lover1: "Hey Pat what's wrong?"
Pat: "Nyah cover the microphone!"
Freedom Lover1: "What's wrong Pat?"
Pat: "I crushed my nuts!"
Freedom Lover1: "O damn, that's gotta hurt! Don't scream into the mic."
Freedom Lover2: "Gotta protect the family valuables..."
Pat: "Oh SHOOT! [holds up bag of crushed walnuts] There goes my afternoon snack!"