And if you stand on your left foot while holding your right leg while screaming lalalalalalalallalala, it all makes perfect sense. Seriously, this job of yours as the leader of the Dept. of Official Denier's, here on the DP, was this a lateral career move or a promotion?
"It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere".
It's hard not to be a menace to society when half the population is happy on their knees. - unknown
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