JP Morgan Bank: Once Associated With The Rich, Now COMMONLY Uses Food Stamps for profit. Supported by College Students.
Food Stamps are processed by JP Morgan debit cards... Profitably so. Swiping a percentage from 46 million poor folk adds to JP Morgan's bottom line... in a most sugary way.
[ Victrola plays ♫ Mary Poppins, a "Spoonful of Sugar Helps the School Day Go By" ♫ ] High School theater parody
A spoon full of debit...
♫ makes the bank profit go up.
Bank profit go up.
♫ In a most gluttonous way.
Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul ☑
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