Everyone knows the Rs are gay hookers and the Ds are cannibals as part of their initiation into the higher halls of power.
They "bond" with one another, so to speak, through uttering unbreakable and bloody oaths of loyalty, finally consummating their fraternity through various perverse acts:
The Republicans engage in gay orgies in the Bohemian grove, while the Democrats consume the flesh of aborted fetuses.
And they both engage in child abuse and sacrifice; now, this not a political club thing, that's an oligarchical tradition.
Its part and parcel of what is colloquially known as the SATURN DEATH CULT, a strange continuum of perversity that is not really cult-based, but has its origins in a debased need to express power in the most bestial ways.
Just because these people wear suits during the day doesn't mean they're not complete animals by night.
"Cowards & idiots can come along for the ride but they gotta sit in the back seat!"
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