When there's no more loot to divvy up, that's when Satan Claus introduces a covetous man to the whip.
Satan Claus: "Look here boy, you wanted work, and you're going to work now, and I'm going to hit you with this here whip once in a while just to make sure you're servin and sacrificin proper.
Don't take it personal now. We're all just nothin and here to serve. Your place is to labor, and my place is to hit you with this here whip, and don't mind the pain boy. Without pain there aint no spiritual growth."
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