Let others lie, wantonly, gratuitously, if they will, but let you & me make it the rule of our life to lie for revenue only.
- Mark Twain manuscript page dated January 15, 1910 from the Ethel Sloan collection
Attach a crappy label; double the price. Odd marketplace. Guinness ® has superior products. Best be made & consumed in Ireland.
I do not eat that cereal nor make those cookies. I do see some humor in labels. Democrat... Republican... Two more labels that turn cheap tricks. We the people end up paying the high price tab. It would be cheaper to keep a harem.
Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul ☑