Comment: ♫ "TSA's Checking our list. Checking it twice." ♫

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♫ "TSA's Checking our list. Checking it twice." ♫

[Victrola plays new TSA Holiday Announcement over airport public address system: TSA is coming to Town]

TSA's Checking our list. Checking it twice.
Got to find out who's naughty & nice.
TSA is coming, to town.

Cranberry sauce
Salad dressing too.
Turkey & gravy
Scavenge food from you.

TSA is coming for you!

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul