[Victrola plays new TSA Holiday Announcement over airport public address system: TSA is coming to Town]
TSA's Checking our list. Checking it twice.
Got to find out who's naughty & nice.
TSA is coming, to town.
Salad dressing too.
Turkey & gravy
Scavenge food from you.
TSA is coming for you!
Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul ☑
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