Comment: Declare yourself a nation. Buy US Treasury Bonds.

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Declare yourself a nation. Buy US Treasury Bonds.

Ask for a loan against them. Ask for another loan to buy more. Should you have trouble paying loans, for any reason, buy more Treasury Bonds on credit. Should you max out your credit (as in, "The American way"), ask for US Foreign aid (as in, "The way of the world").

If desperate, promise to turn your despotic or otherwise selfish nation into a fledgling democracy. Run yourself in a mock election, promise to use Diebold ® vote tabulators.

Diebold ®: Win your election w/o a trace!
You need not be dead to participate. Void where prohibited.

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul