Comment: Oh, that reminds me. [Dial: Traders " R" Us..]

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Oh, that reminds me. [Dial: Traders " R" Us..]

Traders "R" Us..: Happy holidays! Traders "R" Us... For all you trading needs. How may I help you today?

Printer-That-Be: I need a gaggle of Silver & Gold traders right away. I need them right away.

Traders "R" Us..: Yes sir. Will that be debit or credit?

Printer-That-Be: What?! Listen to me young lady... Do you know who I am?

Traders "R" Us..: Yes sir, I do. You are the wonderful man that has us reading this wonderful response card. 'No exceptions!' is the rule; is it not? ... Sir? Will that be debit or credit?

Printer-That-Be: [indecipherable]I want them now!

Traders "R" Us..: Yes sir. Debit or credit?... Sir?... Sir?

Printer-That-Be: [Mutter. Flip through Rolodex ®]

[Editor Note: Printer-That-Be is hitting his credit limit.]

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul