Comment: I'm sorry. We don't take that kind of cash at this location.

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I'm sorry. We don't take that kind of cash at this location.

Traders "R" Us: [Pone rings] Happy holidays! Traders "R" Us... For all you trading needs. How may I help you today?

Printer-That-Be: I need a gaggle of Silver & Gold traders, and I am up against the debt ceiling.... I mean credit limit. Can't we make a deal? I am despotic... I mean desperate.

Traders "R" Us: Yes sir. Will that be debit then?

PTB: Well. Um. How about an advance? You know, run a tab. Come on. I am am your best customer. I hire traders for anything money ("legal tender") can buy. I am begging you please. I need a gaggle of traders to bring down the [Comex ® option] price of gold & silver.

Traders "R" Us: May I have your debit number please?

PTB: Please understand. I am in a bind... Do you take cash? I have plenty of cash.

Traders "R" Us: I'm sorry. We don't take that kind of cash at this location. I will connect you to our Chicago headquarters. Please hold... [ Elevator music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k4j-cVlUY0 ] ...

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Submitted by Mark Twain on Fri, 11/23/201

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