Comment: Palestinian Declaration of Dependence

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Palestinian Declaration of Dependence

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for a people to solidify the political and religious bands that connect them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the equitable station to which the Laws of the United Nations and Sustainable Development entitle them, all that is necessary is to beg of the United Nations a vote which will permit them to join.
These truths are now self-evident, that all men are created equal according to the United Nation’s Human Rights decree, that they are endowed by the United Nations with certain narrowly defined alienable Rights, that among these are Slavery, Supression and the pursuit of Sustainable Development.--That to secure these, the United Nations negotiates a prescription to join its One-world Government scheme whereby all its Soviets will derive all its powers from the consent of the United Nations.
As a Soviet State of the United Nations, We, Palestine, now relinquish all our weapons and request United Nations troops, composed of United States and NATO soldiers, protect our borders from aggressors. We relinquish our internet to the United Nations so it may only allow relevent news to be streamed to our citizens. As a new Soviet state, we demand huge swaths of redistributed monies pour into our coffers through Carbon Tax schemes and all the various UN NGOs. We relinquish all our land to the providential United Nations' Agenda 21 planning schemes and that they be put in immediate effect. We are in desperate need of a Smart Grid so all the people can have the basic human right of sustainable electricity use and thousands of Smart Meters placed on every building to monitor such usage. We request Sustainable Education be implemented in all our schools. We request funding to install a dual flush toilet in every home so our people will know the wonders of modernity.
Ron Paul exposes United Nations

If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
James Madison