If I plead guilty to resisting.
He also offered to drop the fine for the glass paperweight in my pocket.
I told him don't bother looking up the discounted fine amount - I'm pleading not guilty to the whole shebang.
He said 'are you really going to waste my time with this?'
Then he said I will be notified by mail when my trial will be.
As of Saturday - 5 days later I haven't gotten that letter.
Now I'm wondering if I should call him next week to find out what's going on.
Don't feed the pandas. Ever.
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