You owe it to us tax payers to slaughter innocents in undeclared (and hence illegal) wars.
And pay no mind to the violations of the "contract" carried out by your "superiors" when they take part in such wars (in direct violation of their sworn oath the defend the USC, rather than undermine it).
And when you later suffer terrible guilt and nightmares over what you've done, you can take comfort in the fact that some brain-dead jackass said it was the "honorable" thing to do.
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