I usually tell the agent thqat I have a horrible herpes outbreak "down there" when they ask about any senstivie areas. Usually does the trick. I also extend both midle fingers during the process and dry hump the air. I try to make it as big of a joke as I can after I opt out. I don't know that it helps the cause, but I feel better about it.
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