You did not score higher than I did on the ACT. No one did. I was admitted to University of Houston mathematics graduate school when I was a sophomore. I say the talk is gibberish. Actually, I think it is an elaborate joke, like the story you posted about PETA and the bikers, except crafted for nerds.
"Fully half the quotations found on the internet are either mis-attributed, or outright fabrications." - Abraham Lincoln
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