goooooooooood consumer. gooooooooooood. who's a good widdle conthumer? you are! oh yes you are! oh yes you are!
P.S. as a geek, we don't really want you to do your backups. we just tell you to and we know you won't. We call it "trickle down techonomics".
There is nothing strange about having a bar of soap in your right pocket, it's just what's happening.
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