How could he have spent a million dollars of our money on production value, but only have the ability to film a single, mistake-ridden take on his news report defending himself against keeping all the money? Obviously that story is false. If Gary had taken any money at all, he wouldn't be stuck on that amateur looking studio making up stories about Justin Amash and Rand Paul. Also, it doesn't even matter if he did steal our money, because look! Over there! Something about Romney! And Benton!
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