The issue here is truth - not your "interpretation" (you did use that word), misunderstanding and twisting of scripture. Others here have pointed out your lack of understanding and (I believe) dishonesty in your attack on Christianity. At least one book was recommended to resolve the non-existent contradictions you allege. Yet you are not interested in finding resolutions. You are not looking for a reason to believe God's word, but reasons not to.
In one of your replies below, you say, "I truly am on to something!"
No, you are not. Proverbs 9:10 says, "The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom, And the knowledge of the Holy One is understanding." Start there and you'll be on to something. In the meantime, as Romans 1:22 says, "Professing to be wise, they became fools..."
No King but Jesus, no President but Ron Paul