Due to the nanny state, we have no right to self defense. Our bodies are owned by the state through a contract with our corporate personhood(the guy on your driver's license). This is evident from the fact that suicide is a crime with a hefty fine. We are not free; if someone came at you with a knife you have to call the police and kindly ask your attacker to wait twenty or thirty minutes until they show up. Otherwise its straight to breakin' rocks.
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