Comment: Lunatic Job Fair! Congressmen, come one. Come all but one.

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Lunatic Job Fair! Congressmen, come one. Come all but one.

Massive job fair on United State Capitol Steps.

  • Hiring preference for admitted Congressional lunatics.
  • No need to prepare resume.
  • We have your voting record on file.

Please call ahead for special accommodations.

Terms & conditions: Revolving door, bonus, & applicable commission to be paid by hiring corporations.

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul