I've been swishing with ACT every day since 2007, and it cured my neocon-ness. And made me smarter. REALYLLYLYLYLYYL smarreretmtmrtt.
Hey. That's what I get for worshiping those freakin polar bears at the temple of Coca-Cola: F'd up teeth.
"Cowards & idiots can come along for the ride but they gotta sit in the back seat!"
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