Comment: Can I beat you senseless?

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Can I beat you senseless?

I'm so sick of these hero worshipers...

Notice how I am asking permission - other than being free speech the act of asking you if I can beat you senseless can not be considered "assault."

If you were to say no I would just say "Okay that's fine" and let you go on with your hopeless miserable life searching for the next hero to worship.