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Comment: Wanna quit?

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Wanna quit? Search "nicotine". In fact, there are procedures to expunge virtually all habits. Best of all, they are free.

NOTE: The procedure for clearing alcohol addiction is longer than all the other procedures COMBINED, including cocaine, opiates, etc.

NOTE 2: If the procedure makes you feel silly, remember it was developed by a $700/hr. psychologist that frequently lectures at Cambridge.