There is definately something going on between me and (((LL))) AKA "it". He's madly in love with me, told me he wanted to marry me and then went all gay on me. He began treating me like if I was some fruit fly or fag hag and got all dramatic saying he was going to kill himself (translate: leave the DP) if I didn't accept him for who he was as he claimed to accept me for who I am, a strong REPUBLICAN woman, just like him. It's kind of a lesbian relationship in a transexual way we've had for years now. (((LL))) still uses nasty plastic bags and neglects to recycle all his beer bottles, litters public property in the name of feeding pidgeons and writes poetry in an attempt to feel something besides burping an farting.
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