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Better speech...

I, Wayne La Pee Pee, after exhaustive deliberations with the Obama Administration and Congressional leaders, have agreed to the following gun confiscation plan, as the answer to gun violence in America. Congress has appointed a Multi-National Joint Task Force, to immediately commence the door-to-door confiscation of assault weapons in America.

The first task Force will begin operations News Year's Eve in West Virginia, led by Attorney General Eric Holder, and shall be comprised of the following assault weapons experts:

Sen. Dianne Feinstein
Piers Morgan
Michael Bloomberg
Mark Potack
Sen. Frank Lautenberg
Rahm Emmanuel

We wish them well in their mission and in fulfilling their life-long dream.

Thank You, and God Bless America.