"Such products as tripe, heart, and scalded stomachs are high in protein, completely edible, wholesome, and nutritious, and most are already used in sausage without objection." - Chicago magazine, citing a 1995 article by Mandigo, "restructured meat product." Used as ingredient @ McDonalds. Processed to the full extent of the outlaw!
I object! Oh all the absurdities... I object!
McDonalds is a criminal class of restauranteers! They are seducing guests with something less than tripe. I wish them solitary confinement with their cuisine. Toxic waste dump signs & fencing should come with this order.
Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul ☑
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