Just make sure you talk to the judge.
Options for next time:
-hold up your hand and point to each of your 5 fingers individually
-pull the liquor bottle out of your glove box and point to the word 'fifth'
-say 'what, you don't know either?'
-If he says 'your eyes look red, have you been drinking?' reply: 'your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?'
-If he asks if you know how fast you were going say no, the speedo tops out at 85.
Don't feed the pandas. Ever.
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