Protocol, my boy. Protocol. You & your countrymen must follow protocol. Our well established protocol for alerting nations & their countrymen to acts of war is tried & true. All polite & proper acts of war for the last century, have been announced & duly reported by Reuters News Service ®. Associated Press ®, a Reuters subsidiary reported this time. As the Crown ® is typically the major financier of war, it is fit & proper that their organ, Reuters should indeed present war news under exacting standards to insure it occurs per specifications. Reuters delivers fast, lessening the chance events haphazardly occur to the contrary.
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Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul ☑
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