Comment: You know how to read a telegraph! How'd you miss 2% / Hour?!!

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You know how to read a telegraph! How'd you miss 2% / Hour?!!

Eureka! Silver my man! Silver!

Been a silver strike over yonder at the Comex! ®

Been telegraphed all over the world. Hurry! Come with me. Make the climb! 2% per hour. That is the rate just a moment ago.

Come on boys. Don't be slow! Tickets! Options! Futures!
[Work the gathering crowds.]

Tickets! Options! Futures! I sell mining setups too. You betcha! How can you loose? [Smile] Let's get you a mule.

Yes, I sell Options or Futures for Gold too! You betcha! Options! Futures! 2% in just one hour!

Not sure of yourself? No matter. I'll teach you in a jiffy! [Victrola: Sterling Hill Mining Museum, New Jersey museum tour.Fluorescent!] 3 minute live action. Fire in the hole!

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul