Americans, by and large, accept anything that is marketed as being in their best interests. This "frankenfish" will be no different. Most are either too uninterested to care, or too dim to realize the implications.
When the time comes (and it will) that the TSA insists that they perform random anal cavity searches in schools, stadiums, malls, et cetera, Americans will accept that too, all the while boasting about how "free" and "brave" they are.
"Sure, a man is currently elbow deep in my rectum, but if it keeps those invisible mooselimb terr'ists from blowing up my favorite stadium, then it's worth it!" - Joe Blow, three years from now.
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