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Slaves as 3/5 of a person...

According to Tom Woods in the Politically Incorrect Guide to American History, slave owners wanted to get another free vote for each slave they owned. The north didn't think they should get extra free votes for each slave they 'owned'. The compromise? Half a vote maybe. Nah, let's go with 3/5:

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