I'm really hoping I'm getting caught by Poe's Law here, but have you done any research into what the aquatic ape theory is?
I'm kinda curious if you've ever eaten clams, lobster, or mussels or anything along those lines. It sounds gross, but there are many healthy kinds of seaweed out there as well.
Might serve you to do a bit more research on the theory itself before dismissing the straw man so quickly.
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