Comment: I sent mine in

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I sent mine in

I changed "Put armed security guards in our schools" to, "please put Homeland Security forces in schools and bus stops; also please conduct random door-to-door searches to make sure our neighborhoods are safe".

It makes me feel better knowing that the government is watching over me very very very closely. I used to fear the boot in the face, I'm beginning to see that it's nice and warm. Just like the rest of the country.