Every one of my closest friends were a direct result of fistfights IN the school. That's how we all learned to respect each other. We reminisce all the time about the good ol days.
This one is awesome:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2010 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents -- and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
"What if the American people learn the truth" - Ron Paul
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