Comment: I remember all too well.

Every one of my closest friends were a direct result of fistfights IN the school. That's how we all learned to respect each other. We reminisce all the time about the good ol days.

This one is awesome:

Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.

1957 - Ants die.

2010 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents -- and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.