Comment: I'd like to know

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I'd like to know

What action(s) are you taking that require such effort? There is a lot of good in this world that could be done by simply not doing things.

As for romance, my suggestion would be to find a chick that smokes a lot of weed, or just settle for a relationship with a plant.