Comment: Mix metaphors & you might end up with a figurative jackass.

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Mix metaphors & you might end up with a figurative jackass.

Please help those carrying water, which you all need. Be kind.
"Hold folks to account for what you pay to have done for you."

To those rapscallions working against us poor folk...

    Audit the Fed" proposed law, by Ron Paul

    End the Fed" proposed law & published book, by Ron Paul

"Jackass Rabbit" : He is well named. He is just like any other rabbit, except that he is from one-third to twice as large, has longer legs in proportion to his size, and has the most preposterous ears that ever were mounted on any creature but the jackass. When he is sitting quiet, thinking about his sins, or is absent-minded... his majestic ears project him conspicuously; but the breaking of a twig will scare him nearly to death, and then he tilts his ears back gently and starts for home... But one must shoot at this creature once, if he wishes to see him throw his heart into his heels, and do the best he knows how...he lays his long ears down on his back, straightens himself out like a yard-stick every spring he makes, and scatters miles behind him with an easy indifference that is enchanting....The Secretary started him with a shot from the Colt...He dropped his ears, set up his tail, and left for San Francisco at a speed which can only be described as a flash and a vanish..."
- Roughing It by Mark Twain

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul