Comment: I probably shouldn't tell you this and I will regret this

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I probably shouldn't tell you this and I will regret this

Guys, use the power of the full moon, anuda sunoyaskee.

Translation: women are two ways and you get them both in 30 days, allow me to explain.

I look like, live like and am a greasy biker hippy part indian reject in leather and steel toe boots. I used to wear a badge and a gun but I threw them both down and now wear a Buck 120 hunting knife everywhere I go, even to bed and that,

THAT IS MY WAY OF GIVING THE BAD GUY WITH A GUN A FIGHTING CHANCE. IF A MAN IS WORTH FIGHTING I WILL FIGHT YOU AND I WILL WIN.

Therefore do most women eschew me, the nice normal gals recede....

UNTIL SHE'S IN ESTRUS. THEN HER SHE-WOLF MAGIC IS AT PEAK

and guess what happens then?

By biology she leaves her handy Andy nice guy Mr. Dependable and she...

goes out....

looking for danger. For the fierce and protective warrior and she wants to get knocked up and go home to Handy Andy to raise the resulting kid.

See inside of every woman is this desire for the strongest seed but she takes this back to her nest and Handy Andy to care and love and nurture.

IN summary, men, that beloved son or daughter you have?

Good chance it's mine.

Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.