Comment: Wow, they are actually selling these.

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Wow, they are actually selling these.

I was so taken aback at the fact that they are selling this garbage to kids that I decided to pen my own little review, though I tried to put a slightly different spin on it as the other fellow patriots managed to get most of the good jokes in already. These reviews are almost funny enough to cancel out the nauseating fact that this miniature-sized death machine is actually being marketed.

“My attitude toward progress has passed from antagonism to boredom. I have long ceased to argue with people who prefer Thursday to Wednesday because it is Thursday.” - G.K. Chesterton