Comment: I already am one.

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I already am one.

I always rip those tags off my mattresses. I sniff my magic markers sometimes; I love that smell. I speed a lot. I am sure I have lived in sin in a place where it was illegal. I failed to register my dog. I littered. I have totally remodeled my home without a permit. I burn without notifying the authorities. I ate one of those mushrooms that grew out of my cow's poo.

The list goes on and on. I am not sure how I have gotten away with it all. Luck I guess. If y'all are missing me sometime here at DP I probably got picked up. Don't expect me back any time soon because the list is so long I'll be away for awhile.

I beg all your pardons for my criminal lifestyle.