Comment: I bet 90% of people get the flu from

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I bet 90% of people get the flu from

door handles and shopping carts. All the sick people wiping the smeg off their noses and faces before they enter the store and then grabbing the door handle and a shopping cart. Then coughing and sneezing into their hand the whole time they shop and grabbing the cart handle again without even thinking about it.

Now that I've turned your stomach and made you never want to touch a shopping cart again, I think I'll call a broker and invest in glove manufacturers for a bit.