Comment: If you believe this...

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If you believe this...

...then I have another important (stunning!) announcement for you. Alright, it turns out I'm the legitimate heir of Napoleon Bonaparte, right...and, uh, well the Louisiana purchase turned out to be fraudulent, because of Section 6.09 D3(r)P.a.(d)3(r)P of the Uniform Commercial Code...uh, LLC Inc. PERSON person. So, therefore, I still own it...so, uh..all you living east of the Mississippi, kindly send me the deeds to your houses...if you do this, I'll use my influence as His Highest Imperial Majesty to make the Treasury send you those Securities of the Person you're always asking about, no sales tax, promise...okie dokie?

/sarc

...O foolish man, what can you not be made to believe?

"Alas! I believe in the virtue of birds. And it only takes a feather for me to die laughing."