Comment: I'm sorry kiddo, I really am.

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In post: I'm out.

I'm sorry kiddo, I really am.

You have a good soul. And I hate giving good people bad news.
Don't worry about it. As soon as you step outside this site, you'll start feeling better. You'll remember you don't believe any of this crap. You're in control of your own life, remember?
Here, take a cookie. I promise, by the time you're done eating it, you'll feel right as rain.

In all sincerity, good luck.