...about how you shouldn't do it yourself, call the police instead. ROFLMAO, riiight, when was the last time the police recovered ANY stolen property? I suspect that, in most jurisdictions, more property gets "lost" in the evidence room than recovered for theft victims.
"Alas! I believe in the virtue of birds. And it only takes a feather for me to die laughing."
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