dress up like Osama Bin Laden and educate people that no terrorist uses an AR15-model rifle, they use AK47s.
Then you whip out an AK from under your robe. See the difference? Hey wait why are you guys running! I forgot to give you free literature! (chase them down the street with your sandals flopping)...
There is nothing strange about having a bar of soap in your right pocket, it's just what's happening.
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