Comment: LOL...This guy

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LOL...This guy

must be a real "Jack Wagon" <-- I love that. Someone set up a fake Twitter account in his name. Here's a sampling:

The last guy to fight me said I had a jaw like granite. That's an insult to the rest of my body. #GarryFacts

I'm no John Wayne. He needed a horse. #GarryFacts

When I order a steak, I like it blood red. With a side of blood for dipping. #GarryFacts

@RahmEmmanuel sleeps in my sock drawer #GarryFacts

I don't wear a seat belt when I drive. The windshield knows better than to put its hands on me. #GarryFacts

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign: that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. ~J. Swift