Comment: [US War Department phone rings.] Hello. Granada? Attn: RaulPon

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[US War Department phone rings.] Hello. Granada? Attn: RaulPon

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[US War Department phone rings.] Hello. Granada? Long time...

War Dept.: 1-800-War-Phone. Hello. May I help you?

Granada: Yes. Granada here...

War Dept.: Long time no h... What's that?

Granada: Send your troops. Our tourist business is down. Schools down... Fishing? Not since British Petroleum killed them.

War Dept.: Kind of busy here. Syria. Iraq. Afghan...

Granada: No. We don't need a big war. Just a little sabre rattling will do....

[Follow this link up. It has a list of current wars raging & how to get into one yourself. Perhaps pick up some foreign aid on the way to war.]

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