Comment: The president went down to Georgia...

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The president went down to Georgia...

cause he was looking for a gun to steal
He was in a bind cause he was way behind
and he was willing to make a deal.

When he came upon a free American cleaning his barrel cause it was hot.
The president jumped up on a Hickory stump and said, "Boy, let me tell you what

I guess you didn't know it but I'm an absolutist, too
And if you'd care to make a dare I'll make a bet with you
I've taken rights away before boy, so give the devil his due
I'll bet gold metal against your soul that I can get your rifles, too."
The man said, "My name's Ronnie and it might be a sin but I'll take your bet and your gonna regret cause I'm a free American."

Ronnie you polish up your sights and keep your guns on guard
Cause Obombya and Finklestein, they play a devil's card
And if you win you get this shiny metal made of gold
But if you lose the devil gets your soul!

Obombya opened up his secret ties and said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips and the media began to glow.
He pulled a soundbite across the news and it made an evil hiss
Reid and Boehner and Biden joined in and it sounded something like this

(cool fiddle riff)

The devil finished and Ronnie said, "You're pretty good, ol' son
But sit right in that chair right there and let me show you how its done."

Fire on the mountain hold my gun
obombya is really a neocon
lobbyist is the hallways handed out dough
Do we want their money, "HELL NO"!

(a REALLY cool fiddle riff)

obummer bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
and he laid that golden metal on the ground at Ronnie's feet
The American said, "Come on back if you ever want to try again
I done told you once you sonofabitch, I'm a FREE AMERICAN!"

props to "aynrkey" for the inspiration

and forever thanks to the CDB!

its 'cos I owe ya, my young friend...
Rockin' the FREE world in Tennessee since 1957!
9/11 Truth.