Comment: Neither. I believe they're

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Neither. I believe they're

Neither. I believe they're federal employees who are hired with no background check and 2 weeks of training. From what we see, 2 weeks minus weekends looks about right, and it's easy to imagine what the training consists of.

Mon: You are Protecting America
Tue: How to Feel Up Private Parts and Get Away With It
Wed: Equipment and Weapons Training
Thurs: Field Trip
Fri: Uniform Measuring and How to Put it On
Sat: no class
Sun: no class
Mon: holiday
Tue: Week 1 Review
Wed: How to Demand Respect
Thur: Role Playing
Fri: Graduation Ceremony and Potluck