If I'm ever required to get a pat down, I'm going to moan like I'm having an orgasm and say, "Yes, yes, yes, more, more, more, harder, harder, harder, YYYYEEEESSSS!!!!!!! May I have another please, please, please!!!!!"
I'm sure I wouldn't be getting on the plane and probably taken into a room somewhere, where they would do it more and harder for real with some instrument probing my bum. It wouldn't be so funny then.
Maybe, I'll just spread my legs, hold out my arms, tilt my chin up, close my eyes, and laugh and squirm like I'm being tickled.
Now, if everyone would do this and had everyone else laughing, I think the TSA would realize they are the joke that they are.
If you can't beat authority, then kill em' with laughter.
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